1 definition by marmph
An over glorified teacher's college for stuck up bitches who think they can party. The place is full of little bitches who think they're all the smartest kids and think they can drink. They are also prone to brag about the fact that they are one of the most "elite" schools in the area and that they party harder than any other school. All the girls claim to be models and think they’re the shit, when in fact they're pretty ugg even after a few drinks. Seriously, why would anyone want to go to JMU, what the fuck is there to do in Harrisonburg?
JMU bitch: "yeah, JMU has all the hottest kids and all the best parties"
ODU kid: "how much did you have to drink last night?"
JMU bitch: "shit man, I don't even know, probably like 6 or 7 beers"
ODU kid: "wow, you're cool man"
ODU kid: "how much did you have to drink last night?"
JMU bitch: "shit man, I don't even know, probably like 6 or 7 beers"
ODU kid: "wow, you're cool man"
by marmph February 20, 2010