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James Madison University:
The Place Your Mom Wished Never Existed, the Place your dad wished he could have gone.
Reasons For Going:
1. Free Beer.
2. Hottest Chicks (Thanks to Playboy)
3. Block Party
4. If you don't graduate in 4 years, its understandable, you're at JMU.
Prospective Students:
You have found your dream.

J MADDY IS FUCKING # 1.
by J Vanny April 30, 2005
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