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Jizztown

A town, school or place that is full of jizzable people.
That school is an absolute jizztown, there is so many peng girls there.
by Walkeeeeer April 13, 2011
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jizzotto

a creamy and lumpy batch of spunk as a result of a couple of weeks' build up; esp. when presented on a stomach or chest for the diner to consume.
Any globs of pearl-jam that have the consistency of the creamy rice dish with its distinctive lumps
I was down on hands and knees trying to scoop up Gino's jizzotto with my tongue
by norris mcsquirter February 22, 2010
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Jizztory

(n) One's complete sexual history including the intimate details that no one really wants to hear.
"Wanna hear my jizztory? well, it all started when i was 7 and i used to flick the head of my wiener."....."no, i'm not talking about a hot dog"
by Bitchface1234 November 3, 2009
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Jizziotherapist

The name given to someone who teaches men how to blow big loads
'Should have seen her face man, it was covered!'
'How'd you get so much to come out?'
'My dads been helping me, he's a Jizziotherapist'
by Yostimini June 29, 2017
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jizzbottle

one who drinks jizz at constant rate.2full of cum
by sexy man January 28, 2003
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Jizzbot

A robot who does nothing except ejaculate; provides no pleasure, just the mess; calling someone this is calling them useless and infuriating.
Mike - Man, my economics teacher rants about nothing and then dumps a ton of work on us.
Leo - Yeah I heard that guy's a Jizzbot.
by yo.its.carrot February 27, 2011
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JIZZtory

Anything stained with jizz or bodily fluid from Sex.
When Emma shot her load onto the wall of the powerhouse, she poignantly gazed off into the distance and thought, ‘this will forever be a part of San Francisco JIZZtory.’
by Strobesauce May 19, 2023
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