Jiffy Wiz

A period of time. It is derived from the computer term jiffy, which is a clock (computer) dependent interval of time. It is so short that hundreds of thousand could pass and a human couldn’t even sense it. From the human perspective, with any passage of time the jiffies would just wiz by, hence the term “jiffy wiz”.

Usage:
"I gotta squat for a jiffy wiz in The Gran Manzana and I've been head sparkin’ ‘bout pounding that Coney fillet in a twee fire-in-the-hole.
The dewclaws are up. Ya wanna draft my flivver?
Bang the pipes by 5:00 or hold peace.”

Translation:
"I’ve got a layover in New York City and was thinking about getting a hotdog in a quaint restaurant.
I’m enthusiastic. Do you want to come along?
Call me by 5:00 or it will be too late."

by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020

reverse jiffy lube

A maneuver in which a female reaches between a man's legs from behind in a attempt to cup a feel of said man's cock. This is an attempt to see if the man "measures up" to her standards.

Michelle: "Jewel has reverse jiffy lubed almost every guy at the bar. Seems like only Rod fit the bill."

Sandy: "What a whore"

by Dre the Director December 20, 2008

Jiffy-puff

(noun) common result of a sascrotch (unkempt genital grooming) resulting in the elevation of undergarments away from body due to the pressure exerted outward from regional hair.

(1)"man did you see the jiffy-puff on that sascrotch?!?!"
(2)"yea, definitely an index of 2 inches on that one..."

by Cap'n Firecracker December 15, 2009

Jiffin

Whe somebody is lying about something, bullshitting, or prolonging a situation. (BLUFFING)

Person 1 : You Only Put a .5 in the air

Person 2: You jiffin bitch that was 2 grams

by Drive4300 March 18, 2017

jiffy bag

a padded envelope in which all kinds of objects can be placed and posted without fear of breaking

I put my crack in the jiffy bag and mailed it to London

by prawnstar69 September 24, 2003

Jiffin

The act of evenly distributing creamy Jif peanut butter all over your ball sack and having your dog slurp it off your nuts while you beat your cock like it owes you money.

Nick was rushed to the hospital after his dog mistakenly bit his nut clean out of his sack.. he clearly should have not been Jiffin it.

by Balls Deep369 March 30, 2009

jiffy job

When a male spreads peanut butter on his genitalia and then has his dog lick it off.

Sarah: “Hey what happened to all the peanut butter?”
Tim: “I had Tinkerbell give me a jiffy job last night. I used the whole container.”

by Dr. Roboto October 17, 2017