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Jerusalem

The only city in this world that will ever make you a travel couple with your boyfriend. Will challenge your views of this world
letting you know that instagram is a fake
and pressure to live a certain lifestyle
I want to go to Jerusalem and I would absolutely even enjoy worshipping God and saying my prayers
by Happy Christian April 11, 2023
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Jerusalem/Dopesmoker

The best fuckin song ever written. By SLEEP. Also known as "Dopesmoker" (there are two versions available, the one called Dopesmoker is better, but it's five times as expensive as the Jerusalem version).

The song is about an hour long (52 to 63 minutes, depending on version) is about 50 BPM slow and features crazy-ass drumming, a fuzzed-out heavy bass, a guitar that sounds like a dried out riverbed in the desert (if you know what I mean) and unique vocals, something between growling and ritual chanting.

The lyrics of Jerusalem/Dopesmoker are about a caravan delivering weed to said city. They glorify cannabis in any possible way. Many new (or old, but almost never used) words are mentioned, like "Hasheeshian", "Marihuanaut" and "lungsmen".

Rather than using a "normal"song strucure (verse, chorus, verse, chorus, bridge, chorus etc.) Jerusalem/Dopesmoker is set up like this:

Intro, fucking awesome riff, even more fucking awesome riff, epic riff, unbelievably good guitar solo, awesome riff, even more fucking awesome riff, another epic riff, fucking awesome guitar solo, quiet part, extremely heavy highpoint of the song including another fucking awesome solo, epic riff, reprise of the first fucking awesome riff.

All in all, it is definitely worth listening to (can be found on Youtube in both versions) wether you're a Stoner, a Metalhead, a fan of psychedelic music, a fan of experimental music, or you just like to have your brain melted via your eardrums.
A: Hey man, did you ever listen to Jerusalem/Dopesmoker?
B: Yeah, forty-six point seven percent of my brain melted.

A: Same here.
by Pisaura May 6, 2011
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Jerusalem nut spring

When a nappy headed hoe pours piping hot water in her mouth and garggles while your big nuts are in her mouth.
Lil Sally Walker gave me the best jerusalem nut spring on our first date. I knew I was in love after that.
by Zack Marc Evan August 3, 2012
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jerusalem cruisers

Sandals, specifically, thick leather ones that are reminescent of sandals that might have been worn in the Middle East during Christ's era.

The term typically is used with people who wear such sandals integrated with their usual clothes, and while wearing socks.
Did you check out Ted's new jerusalem cruisers?
by Trenchcoat November 9, 2003
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Jerusalem Syndrome

1. A person exhibiting religious delusions, obsessions, compulsions or psychoses as a result of touring the holy city of Jerusalem. This person is said to have no previous history of mental problems, and most often these symptoms pass some time after leaving Israel.
2. May also be used to describe anyone becoming suddenly extremely religious, no matter where they live.
1. John went wacko while touring Jerusalem. He stood on the walls of the old city in his boxers and called the passers by to renounce all their worldly possessions. He got hospitalized in the nearest loony bin and got diagnosed as a severe case of Jerusalem syndrome.
2. Gina's got some form of Jerusalem syndrome. She's constantly going on about Christ and being saved and all that evangelical sh*t.
by twisted tiffany April 2, 2009
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jerusalem salad

Hey Ahmed! Thanks for inviting me to that Jerusalem Salad last night, it was a blast!
by Hog but March 1, 2016
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