hack jarris

A man of two personalities, hes the type to break your garden furniture to start a fire and fall asleep in a bush

Tadhg: hey man did you see what happened to Jack last night

Rod: yeah he totally pulled a Hack Jarris, found him in a garden

by datguyryanz November 09, 2018

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Sailor Jarry's

A mild tasting 92 proof Rum thats really great with a cold Pepsi cola. The cap can serve as a convenient shot glass

Me: Man i loves me that Rum we had last night dude

My friend: Yeah man that Sailor Jarry's is the Shit

Me: Dude yooouu got so wasted last night that you fucked the ugliest trick ive ever seen, she had two moles pimples everywhere on her fat body, she was also a hunchback and what looked like herpes around her vagina.

My friend: And how do you know that?

Me: Thats because I walked in on your crazy ass fucking her

by alaskanhybrid October 21, 2009

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Justin C Jarry

The most amazing person to walk the Earth. Also known as Justin The Great/Magnificent or simply Lord. They say he made a pact with the devil herself, and when Hell's hounds came for his soul both Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee set aside their differences and fought an other-worldly battle on his behalf.

All hail, Justin C Jarry. Hail. Hail. Hail.

by T_Ruth May 25, 2011

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Jarry

The greatest penguin you'll ever meet. He has the BEST floof atop his head. He has the smoothest (and smallest) golden toes, and loves shredded cheese with A PASSION. I'm pretty sure he has a shredded cheese religion to be honest. He also has 2 brothers. And yes, it IS just water weight. DO NOT put Band-Aids or commit him to hyperspace. That's how he got his stitches :(

"jarry is the best. if you think i'm wrong, i WILL disown you just like your mother."

by Full Fledged Trash November 17, 2020

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