by Rosaroso Tomeno December 10, 2003
by Wish.....JEWish December 12, 2004
by Aesthetic babe December 24, 2019
check out her jalops!
by Jared & Jessie <33 October 28, 2005
Jalop is a term used by the elitist shitheads that read Jalopnik to describe themselves. Jalops have a sheer hatred of SUVs, old Cadillacs, America, and anything mildly luxurious. Jalops think anyone who doesn't drive a Miata or motorcycle should be shot for attempting to own something mildly practical.
Hey Jalop, can you pop the hood?
Naw, I don't know how. Hey, wait, this is a Tahoe. I'm gonna get my boyfriend and we're gonna piss on it together.
Naw, I don't know how. Hey, wait, this is a Tahoe. I'm gonna get my boyfriend and we're gonna piss on it together.
by eyaare June 28, 2012
titties that look nice when you see them in a shirt or a bra, and then she whips them out...and they're all over the place and messy. letting down your hopes and dreams of a nice set of tits. can also cause major loss of horniness/boner.
Guy 1: Yo you hook with that girl at the club the other night? the one with the nice tits?
Guy 2: Yea bro, bad news....went back to her place and she had some slop jalops!
Guy 1: Fuckkkkkkk, that sucks.
Guy 2: Yea bro, bad news....went back to her place and she had some slop jalops!
Guy 1: Fuckkkkkkk, that sucks.
by Chrisby Jay Gatsby July 09, 2013
That thing is all jalopicated
by Courtjo19 November 24, 2019