Jalop

Jalop is a term used by the elitist shitheads that read Jalopnik to describe themselves. Jalops have a sheer hatred of SUVs, old Cadillacs, America, and anything mildly luxurious. Jalops think anyone who doesn't drive a Miata or motorcycle should be shot for attempting to own something mildly practical.

Hey Jalop, can you pop the hood?
Naw, I don't know how. Hey, wait, this is a Tahoe. I'm gonna get my boyfriend and we're gonna piss on it together.

by eyaare July 1, 2012

Jalope

A really shitty automobile

"Chippy's car is a complete jalope"

by Wish.....JEWish December 12, 2004

jalop

To smack or attack someone with a penis.

*thwack*
I just jaloped you!

by Cosmixmaster June 30, 2003

jalop

a dumb or goofy person

your a jalop for locking the keys in the car.

by roger khouri December 26, 2007

jalopping

Jumping, and hopping.

"Man, jalopping is such a workout."

by Aesthetic babe December 23, 2019

jalop

being greedy over food or too damn big

There is no reason you should’ve that much on yo tray it’s giving jalop

by ajtherealest March 29, 2023

jalops

boobies. used by Pablo Francisco.

check out her jalops!

by Jared & Jessie <33 October 28, 2005