jalon 

adjective. Describes a person, or animal who is wise beyond his or her years. Usually very politically minded and interested in the true sense of "justice for all." Hard working and motivated in improving his or her self and surroundings.

He is so jalon to not only notice what needs improvement, but also to take the initiative to put that improvement into motion.

jalon by Carlton Lee April 26, 2012

jaloon 

An imbecile. Dumbass. A stupid person. Careless and clumsy.

Person A: (hits person B in the balls with a football) Haha Did that hurt?

Person B: Yeah ya jaloon, how the fuck did you think it would feel?

jaloon by niceshirt May 13, 2015

jalong 

black male with a huge penis

taylor adams was getting some jalong last night with three niggahs just chillin in the room.

jalong by niggahhnick March 3, 2011

Jalopnik 

One of the best daily automotive blogs on the internet. Because Jalopnik is updated daily by a competent and Knowledgeable staff, the stories are current, entertaining, and insightful, unlike the more mainstream and sterilized print media. Jalopnik is also the unofficial official provider of coverage of the 24 Hours of LeMons.

Person 1 : "Did you see that scoop in this month's Motor Trend?"

Loyal Jalopnik reader: "Oh, I read that about 2 months ago on Jalopnik. Graverobber got another COTD with that. I kinda miss POLAR"

Jalopnik by 31ZG January 9, 2009

Jalonnie

Coolest guy on earth. If you've ever seen a Jalonnie in person, you kno he smells like a pound of pot anywhere he goes. He's handsome, funny & great in bed.

Holy shit Jalonnie smells like a pound of pot.
Oh my god, Jalonnie is so great in bed!
Girl, look at Jalonnie I heard he's great in bed.

Jalonnie by lorh0mes June 17, 2018

JaJohn 

1). a person of massive awesomeness.

1). Aww, he's a JaJohn!

JaJohn by zomgjb March 25, 2008

Jaloni 

Jaloni is a guy that will be quiet at first, but once you get to know him, he doesn’t stop. he’s also cute and goofy

girl: damn he fine as hell girl
girl bestfriend: he must be a jaloni

Jaloni by Ghhhjj January 10, 2019