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impulse buy 

When you have a sudden, random, inexplainable urge to buy something: for no particular reason. And you end up regretting wasting money on said thin, when you never use it.
Derek: I was in a mosque in Turkey and I just totally had to buy a Koran.
Bob: Dude, you don't even read your Bible.
Derek: I know I wasted 5 million turkish lire!! aaaahh - total impulse buy
impulse buy by amachronic January 5, 2009

impulse buy-curious 

1. Noun- One who is on the verge of making an impulse buy.
"Yo, Nancy was at the Bose store gettin' all impulse buy-curious and shit. She almost bought a damn massage chair!"
impulse buy-curious by l33tatrl January 3, 2009

Impulse April 

The one month of the year where you can do the things that scared you, with an excuse.
Oh my gosh! You got bangs!”

“Yeah, I’ve wanted to for a while, and it’s Impulse April, so I thought ‘why not?’”
Impulse April by xmadesie May 24, 2022

impulse buyer 

someone who cannot resist the temptation of buying things when seen, things like coffee mugs telescopes grenade launchers jewelery porn and other adult toys
look at all this shit(a talking to b after a(s) mothers death while cleaning out her house)fuck.. she must have been one of those impulse buyers

impulse fucking 

n. a spur of the moment mutual decision to engage in sexual relations between people who just met
I walked into the bar. I saw her. She saw me. We ran outside and grabbed a cab. Classic impulse fucking.
impulse fucking by Iscariot October 26, 2004