A shitty website made by a small lowlife, and for some reason the characters in that are SOOO FUCKING ANNOYING if they were real, they would be dead a million times over
by abcdefhi May 22, 2020
this bitch makes us all want to kill ourselves. this brainwashing, manipulative website is the reason for my migraines and depression
by hoteldel_leejieun September 22, 2020
A customized program to teach basic reading and math skills mandated by school districts to justify their purchase and despised by students.
"Did you know that there are five pages of iReady definitions on Urban Dictionary?"
"Yeah, it's ironic that all the complainers have grammar so profoundly shitty that they probably could have used a little practice on iReady."
"Yeah, it's ironic that all the complainers have grammar so profoundly shitty that they probably could have used a little practice on iReady."
by deathbyiready April 28, 2020
A stupid fucking test created by some old common core assfag who didn't have enough dicks to spare. Iready is commonly used as a form of child torture in the US education system. When a student hears the word "Iready", the only way for them to survive is to bend down and submit to their teacher's desires.
"Bro, what are we doing in math?"
"I heard we are doing iready!"
"Shit, time to lubricate my asshole."
"I heard we are doing iready!"
"Shit, time to lubricate my asshole."
by AidsCentral May 24, 2018
by J T P November 10, 2017
A Program some school district retards created to make us feel like we are living in hell. Also know as being severely depressed and makes you have suicidal thoughts. If you have Iready consult your local therapist today.
by IHaveGoodDefinitions May 18, 2019
A stupid fucking test created by some old faggot who knows nothing about the education system. This old faggot probably got his dick sucked by the government so that he could pass the bill to make students take this gay ass test.
"Shit bro, we're doing IReady in Language Arts."
"Fuck, time to rape my teacher and slit my wrists."
"Fuck, time to rape my teacher and slit my wrists."
by AidsCentral May 24, 2018