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hypnophilia 

A person with hypnophilia would probably have troubles sleeping, being in such a heightened state of arousal at the fact.
hypnophilia by Cerviterii June 16, 2006

Hydrophilic 

A sexual attraction to/the fetishizing of water.
Guy: Damn that water looks so sexy.
Other Guy: you're a hydrophilic?
Guy: *trying to have sex with the water* what?

Hydrophobia 

Aversion to getting sex/getting hooked. Opposite of being thirsty.
That guy has hydrophobia. He left the girl's room when she undressed for him.
Hydrophobia by Orionx April 6, 2015

Hydrophilic phone

When one microscopic water drop lands on your phone and makes your phone tweet a slur
Guy 1: Dude your Twitter got suspended
Guy 2: Yea i was dealing with a Hydrophilic phone

Guy 1: Dam I hate when that happens
Hydrophilic phone by anonymous January 2, 2023

Hydrophilisperotists 

A person who believes water exists.
“Jack is a hydrophilisperotist, he actually believes that water is real.”
“Many people known as hydrophilisperotists believe that heavy gravity is actually water.”

Hygrophilia 

Sexuoerotic arousal from body fluids or secretions such as tears, saliva, perspiration, urine, feces, semen, and vaginal wetness.

ETYMOLOGY: From the Greek hygro, wet or moisture, and philia: attachment to.
“Dude, my friend’s girlfriend has a thing for hygrophilia!”
Hygrophilia by missdaytona February 22, 2025