Super Humman

A professional stuntman and wrestler who many regard as “the second coming of Jesus Christ”. Through entirely real and emotionally raw stunts, Super Humman pays for the sins of mankind. Super Humman’s pain gives us strength, as he loves us all. He is the son of god. He is also a genius, and a warrior poet.

Super Humman is the second coming of Jesus Christ our saviour. On judgement day, Super Humman will be there to pay for the sins of humanity by jumping shirtless from a plank and landing onto a lunchroom microwave.

by thanksyourwelcome October 30, 2019

Kurt Hummel

A character on Glee. He is adorable and super cute. He is played by Chris Colfer. Kurt came out to Mercedes first, after she thought they were dating, even though Kurt was just spending time with her. In Preggers, Kurt is caught dancing to Single Ladies by his Dad, who is played Mike O' Malley. Brittany covers for him, saying that he is in football. He becomes the kicker for the McKinely High football team, helping them win their first game in FOREVER. The night, Kurt comes out to his dad, his dad acepting him. Kurt has a huge crush on Finn, the lead football player, and the boyfriend of Quinn.

In Ballads, Kurt is paired up with Finn to sing a duet. Kurt helps Finn get though the whole baby business, and near the end of the episode, Finn asks, "So, what's your ballad for us?" And Kurt says, "*I honestly love you. . .*" And Finn doesn't get it, heartbreak in Kurt's eyes.

In Hairography, Kurt gives Rachel a makeover, trying to help her impress Finn, making her dress like a slut. Finn tells her that he likes the old Rachel. Rachel storms to Kurt, yelling at him. She tells him, "It doesn't matter what number I am, I will always be infront of you, because I'm a girl!"

People often find Kurt paired with Puck, Finn, and Mike. People find Puck and Kurt together would happen Puck is a stud, and he'll do whatever the hell he wants.

Me: HEY! Didn't you just love Glee last night?
Jill: Yes! Kurt Hummel is so cute!
Me: I feel so bad for him. Bless his little, stylish heart.

by Loulouthesweet January 2, 2010

Humming

When you don't know the lyrics of a song and you try to reproduce how it sounds more or less

Joe: Hey! Have you heard about this new song? It sounds like this: nana na na naaa....
Mary: Oh man! You're humming it so badly that I've no idea what was that.

by Eleniuss August 31, 2016

Hummusexual

Being sexually aroused around chickpeas, specifically hummus.

Connor is hummusexual, he likes to bathe in a bathtub full of hummus whilst jerking off with it

by jewmoney808 April 16, 2016

hummus fart

An especially horrific fart characterized by a protracted ripping sound that resonates as it exits the anus.

Whoa Dad, that’s a hummus fart for sure!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2020

Mumble Humming

This is when you know the words to a song , but your somewhere in which you can not sing the words outloud , such as a classroom, so you use a low mumble voice to portray the words and hum from the back of your throat as if you were making the beat. In all reality your the only one who even has a clue what you are singing.

The kid behind me must have a song stuck in his head, he keeps mumble humming something I can't understand .

Hunter from Spanish class is a professional Mumble Hummer , I can never understand what he is singing even when he is trying.

by morningcartoons January 8, 2010

hummer

1. Even better than a blowjob, it's when the person actually hums/vibrates their lips while their mouth is around your cock.
2. One of the least fuel efficient vehicles on the Earth.

I rode home in a Hummer while recieving a hummer.

by Cummy worm August 21, 2010