hovi

a word that jiggaman thinks is off the heazy

young hovi in the house is so neccesary

by straightoutacompton January 27, 2004

Hovi

Jay Z or Fabian.

"Mafioso, Hovi baby u ever seen satin?
No, not the car, but everywhere we are." (Upgrade U)

"1 young 2 you want to 3 young hovs a snake charmer" (Beware of the Boyz)

by A Raptor March 2, 2010

hovi bear

A fuzzy little bear that knows how to keep it gangsta. When spotted, he is usually smokin the dutchies, bustin out some moves, or listenin to E.W.A.F. Some great talents of this bear is knowing how to make Duckie G WOOP WOOP! and puttin a smile on her face! But don't fuck around he may look cute but he will beat yer ass in!

That bears gangsta, it must be a hovi bear!

by Duckie-G October 19, 2005

Hovis

Hovis is a word meaning "unwholesome" or basically not good for the soul.

Guy 1: Hey did you watch that program on cannibalism last night?
Guy 2: Yeah! Hey I like eating human flesh, I think!
Guy 1: Dude! That ain't Hovis!!!
Guy 1 walks off...

by Oliver November 5, 2004

Hovis Easy Orange

A Hovis white bread in a orange bag, once accidentally called 'Hovis Easy Orange'.

What bread have we got?
Hovis easy orange!
Thick slice?
Yeh mate!

by James900 May 12, 2008

Hovising

The sexual act of having mouldy bread pushed into ones rectum.

Sally and I had a fantastic hovising session last night.

by The haggis Fister February 1, 2021

Hovised

Getting fucked over by lousy inexperienced, incapable tech support.

Well fuckers looks like our game server has been Hovised again.

by FHFNemesis March 8, 2011