Hovis

another word for bisexual... as in Hovis "best of both" (the bread)

my science teacher is deffinitly hovis

by Dan Ceiley January 07, 2006

Hovis

As in "Hovis best of Both", meaning a mixed-race person with a black father and a white mother.

Yo, that guy is fuck ugly, I bet he ain't hovis.

by eeble April 22, 2011

Hovis

From Hovis' famous bread tagline 'the best of both - white with all the goodness of brown' it can either refer to a sexual partner of mixed race or commonly a girl whose vagina is so tight having sex with her feels as good as anal sex.

Isn't that the girl that went back with you the other night?

Indeed

What was she like?

She's Hovis

by TwoPies November 21, 2011

Hovis

Hovis is a word meaning "unwholesome" or basically not good for the soul.

Guy 1: Hey did you watch that program on cannibalism last night?
Guy 2: Yeah! Hey I like eating human flesh, I think!
Guy 1: Dude! That ain't Hovis!!!
Guy 1 walks off...

by Oliver November 06, 2004

hovie

A slang term for Jehova's Witnesses.

Damn bitch, some hovies is coming down our driveway. Get the mace!

by marksupero December 24, 2006

hovis

ur main friend in ur gang: homie, nigga, brother

just chillin wif ma hovis ya'll

by Aled Roberts April 04, 2004

hovis

adj. Dead, deceased.

From Cockney rhyming slang: Brown bread=dead. Hovis is noted for producing wholemeal bread.

"If your parachute doesn't open at 10,000 feet-- you'll be hovis"

by Roger Mellie 84 January 17, 2008