kijku

An adjective used typically for males going absolutely crazy with it. For example if your friend pulls a 10/10 but he's only a 5/10 you would say that guys a kijku

Dave just pulled that gyal with the fat back but has a small dick. he's a real kijku

by J1_6 June 13, 2023

tanjmir

tanjmir is a word describing a particular area in your area that is slightly prestigious and bougie but, surrounded by shitty buildings and council estates

that mansion does not belong on this council estate thats some Tanjmir shit

by J1_6 January 02, 2024

bark this spliff

Another way of saying suck my dick or fuck off

John: fucking around in class
teacher: ayo John bark this spliff bruv
John: sorry sir

by J1_6 September 22, 2023

hovis one

A hovis one is a girl with the maddest softest back. hovis implies that the back is soft like a hovis loaf of bread.

Yo look over there that gyals got back do you think she's a hovis one?

by J1_6 February 04, 2024