A disorder of the inner ear which effects balance and causes an individual to feel unsteady, for example when standing or walking. It may be accompanied by symptoms of being giddy, woozy, or having a sensation of movement, spinning, or floating. Named after the famously unbalanced England soccer player Emile William Ivanhoe Heskey whose (rare) goal celebrations consisted of collapsing whilst clutching his ear.
by Dr Hoo October 17, 2010
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a) Rape
b) Missing a goal (in football/soccer) by a ridiculous distance, or
c) impersonating the best player ever to have lived; Emile Heskey.
Also, a rap by Randolph, featuring KSIOlajideBT
a) Rape
b) Missing a goal (in football/soccer) by a ridiculous distance, or
c) impersonating the best player ever to have lived; Emile Heskey.
Also, a rap by Randolph, featuring KSIOlajideBT
Randolph: And don't even get me started on his head, when he puts it down and gives you those eyes, you know it's...
KSI: HESKEY TIME! BITCH I'M HESKEY, YOU DON'T WANNA MESS WITH ME, IF YOU DO, YOU'RE GONNA BE MY NEXT ANAL RECIPE. I'M TOO QUICK FOR THE SEX OFFENDERS LIST, I BE OVER THAT, WHEN I SET MY EYES ON YOU THERE'S NO ESCAPE, YOU KNOW THAT!
or
Player A runs up to goal and shoots wide.
Player B: Looks like it's Heskey time again!
KSI: HESKEY TIME! BITCH I'M HESKEY, YOU DON'T WANNA MESS WITH ME, IF YOU DO, YOU'RE GONNA BE MY NEXT ANAL RECIPE. I'M TOO QUICK FOR THE SEX OFFENDERS LIST, I BE OVER THAT, WHEN I SET MY EYES ON YOU THERE'S NO ESCAPE, YOU KNOW THAT!
or
Player A runs up to goal and shoots wide.
Player B: Looks like it's Heskey time again!
by THE HESK November 6, 2012
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1. Predominantely a school full of 97% white kids, 2.5% Mexicans, and .5% black kids.
2. Need some weed? No worries, roam the Hersey hallways. We got you covered.
3. Filled abundantly with freshman that do not know how to walk, and sexually frustrated couples that feel the need to have intercourse all over the lockers.
4. Believe it or not, us potheads are smart! We have a pretty good school average on the ACT... we only get reminded of it every other day.
5. Well known for having the worst football team in the conference... along with having the most bad ass fan section of all time.
6. We can afford flat screen TV's in the hallway that we never use, the SAFARI system that never works, and a $10,000 DJ for homecoming. For some reason, we don't have enough money to buy a swimming pool.
7. Closed campus lunch for the freshman.
8. Club Hersey requires an ID whenever re-entering the school after lunch.
9. We bleed orange and brown and we take great pride in it, no matter how ugly the colors are.
10. You know someone's from Hersey when their normal school attire consists of sweatpants, some form of Hersey t-shirt, and gym shoes. We're a classy bunch.
2. Need some weed? No worries, roam the Hersey hallways. We got you covered.
3. Filled abundantly with freshman that do not know how to walk, and sexually frustrated couples that feel the need to have intercourse all over the lockers.
4. Believe it or not, us potheads are smart! We have a pretty good school average on the ACT... we only get reminded of it every other day.
5. Well known for having the worst football team in the conference... along with having the most bad ass fan section of all time.
6. We can afford flat screen TV's in the hallway that we never use, the SAFARI system that never works, and a $10,000 DJ for homecoming. For some reason, we don't have enough money to buy a swimming pool.
7. Closed campus lunch for the freshman.
8. Club Hersey requires an ID whenever re-entering the school after lunch.
9. We bleed orange and brown and we take great pride in it, no matter how ugly the colors are.
10. You know someone's from Hersey when their normal school attire consists of sweatpants, some form of Hersey t-shirt, and gym shoes. We're a classy bunch.
Orange man: ORANGE CRUSH BROKE THE BLEACHERS... AGAIN.
Schaumburg student: Fuck you, Hersey High School.
Schaumburg student: Fuck you, Hersey High School.
by DJ Big Daddy January 5, 2010
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by Saluc June 11, 2014
Get the Heskeying mug.A set of skills obtained by desperate failing students in English class. Essentially the skill of being able to completely bull shit a question or essay by writing down thoughts and ideas that make no sense but sound deep and profound. Can also be used in order to lengthen a response to a question so that you get a higher grade a result. This skill can be applied in many other classes with varying degrees of success.
Student 1: Oh I got an 60 on that last assignment
Student 2: I wrote the same thing that you did but I got a 100
Student 1: How?
Student 2: I used my Hesseltine BS Skills
Student 2: I wrote the same thing that you did but I got a 100
Student 1: How?
Student 2: I used my Hesseltine BS Skills
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Get the Herman Hesse mug.Ancient Teutonic word meaning 'man with the big sword'. As a name it was usually bestowed upon clan leaders. The Hessel of a clan was privileged to have multiple wives, and was allowed to entertain the wives of other clan members at will in intercourse as part of his privileges.
'My wive is unable do the shopping today, she cannot walk due to the Hessel she received in her hut last night'
by Freddy3 August 9, 2006
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