1. The original founder of Buddhism. Born in India, founded the base philosophy and values of the system of Buddhism. Lived the life of what we would know as a bum, originally a member of the Indic royalty, leading a simple, yet prosperous and enjoyable life.

when you got that sauce that's lookin extra fire.

A real man in every sense, amazing in bed, good to talk to, great athlete. But real men are hard to live with, thus a Siddhartha ends up lonely.

A book in which nothing ever happens. 151 pages of pure torture. Nobody wants to read a book about a spoiled rich Indian kid who wants spiritual whatever, and if they do, by the grace of god have mercy on their soul.