Heineken

Jeff Hanneman from Slayer's favorite beer.

If you don't like Slayer, burn in hell.

by Murh August 24, 2004

Heineken

Shitty overrated Dutch beer that is always bitter and skunky, no matter how old it is, much like Stella Artois.

Americans: Unless it's from the UK or Bulgaria, don't drink imported beer.

by Chernorizets Hrabr November 22, 2004

Heineken

A dutch beer.
Doesn't make you drunk but makes you piss ass hell!
Taste like monkeypiss and pepper!

What would you like to have sir?
-euh...a Bacardi,..NO wait a Heineken! I still need to drive...

by Italiano1207 August 2, 2007

Heineken beer

A saying used when you drink a couple Heineken before the basketball game. Heineken Gives you lots of energy and is related to Manute Bol’s prime days in the nba.
“A fresh pre game drink”

“Heineken Beer! Get up there young fella”

by YoungFella December 12, 2021

Heineken Remover

The drunk version of the Heimlich Maneuver. Coined one night during a party in the woods by a drunk party attendee when some one started choking on a joint, then drank some beer too quickly and started choking.

This was followed with 20 years worth of ball busting and made a great story.

"Hey, you better stop choking or I will have to give you the Heineken Remover to save you"

by formfeeder July 24, 2008

Heineken player

A sportman/women who is born with a gift which cannot be taught. Someone with the abilty to do the unthinkable.

Can also be used to praise someone who has worked efficently at work.

"Hatem Ben Arfa, he is our heineken player"
"Well done today Ben you were the heineken player of the team"

by Next BANTER!!! September 22, 2011

heineken houdini

when someone disappears at some point during a night out, usually without telling anyone, or if they do they will say they are going to the toilet or bar and then just go home.

"where's phil?"
"dunno man, he said he was gonna get a drink about half an hour ago so probably done a heineken houdini"

by edward scott October 19, 2005