Heineken 

Shitty overrated Dutch beer that is always bitter and skunky, no matter how old it is, much like Stella Artois.

Americans: Unless it's from the UK or Bulgaria, don't drink imported beer.

Heineken by Chernorizets Hrabr November 22, 2004

heineken 

Piss water recovered from rampjaar

Since 1672 the dutch have been bottling seawater and selling it as beer.


"Have you got anything other than heineken?"

heineken by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

Heineken 

A dutch beer.
Doesn't make you drunk but makes you piss ass hell!
Taste like monkeypiss and pepper!

What would you like to have sir?
-euh...a Bacardi,..NO wait a Heineken! I still need to drive...

Heineken by Italiano1207 August 2, 2007

heineken deuce deuce

Often referred to as the 22 ounce bottle of Heineken beer.

I drove to the liquor store to pick up a heineken deuce deuce. Out of a brown paper bag I finished her with ease.

heineken deuce deuce by brawss August 17, 2009

Heineken beer 

A saying used when you drink a couple Heineken before the basketball game. Heineken Gives you lots of energy and is related to Manute Bol’s prime days in the nba.
“A fresh pre game drink”

“Heineken Beer! Get up there young fella”

Heineken beer by YoungFella December 12, 2021

Heineken Remover 

The drunk version of the Heimlich Maneuver. Coined one night during a party in the woods by a drunk party attendee when some one started choking on a joint, then drank some beer too quickly and started choking.

This was followed with 20 years worth of ball busting and made a great story.

"Hey, you better stop choking or I will have to give you the Heineken Remover to save you"

Heineken Remover by formfeeder July 24, 2008

Heineken player 

A sportman/women who is born with a gift which cannot be taught. Someone with the abilty to do the unthinkable.

Can also be used to praise someone who has worked efficently at work.

"Hatem Ben Arfa, he is our heineken player"
"Well done today Ben you were the heineken player of the team"

Heineken player by Next BANTER!!! September 22, 2011