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hairtard 

A disparaging nickname for someone who has styled their hair into something truly horrific.
It’s hard to fathom how someone with so much money could be such a flagrant and clueless hairtard.
hairtard by Dr Bunnygirl February 17, 2019
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Hairtriggerdick 

Someone who cums exceptionally easily and quickly.
Thanks to his hairtriggerdick he's cumming in like 10 seconds and i just sit there awkwardly wondering what happened
Hairtriggerdick by munkie November 11, 2006
He is a great friend, kinda cringy but over all a great friend. Honestly his laugh is golden, its so cute. He's short, sweet, but he's brutally honest. Don't mess with him cause his friends will hunt you down. He is loved by all his friends and he's great to be around. Over all, Harat is a great human being and deserves so much better than what the world is giving him.
friend: Wow Harat is a really great friend.
friend 2: He really is
Harat by ErikSandwich June 6, 2018
Hasrat a pretty girl with light brown eyes
Her looks are pretty different than other girls
Her boyfriend or lifetime partner will be happy and also her partner’s first letter will be ‘G’ and hasrat likes too enjoy her life and she is open fastly with everyone but with real one she is very beautiful and she is of jatt caste
Hasrat can also be defined as a happiness of live , whoever will be her bf will have nice worships
Hasrat by Shining star @ January 27, 2022

Sneaky Hairstylist

To finish ejaculating with your hand after sex with a female, then acting like you clean your hands, only to get into bed and act like your caressing her hair while your actually rubbing semen in it.
Friend: "Dude, what was wrong with that girl's hair in you bed this morning?"

You: "Oh, I gave her a Sneaky Hairstylist last night."
Sneaky Hairstylist by straight grizz September 25, 2010

hairaction figure

That new Tarzan doll I got is a total hairaction figure!