haemoglobin

haemoglobin is the part of the blood that carries oxygen around the body

"Woah dude check out that haemoglobin"

by Sir Jesus H Christ January 20, 2005

Heemogobblin

You dumb fuck! it's spelt haemoglobin! Twat!!!

I'm a spack that can't spell haemoglobin!

by tim mitchell July 4, 2003

homogoblin

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a homosexual goblin

John: Look at Martin he is very hot.
Mark: You are such a homogoblin

by mujoqd June 5, 2020

hemogoblin

a vertically challenged giant who is much shorter than an average male. usually found in the darkest regions of argentina and in the human intestine. hemogoblins are notorious for hibernating inside the human intestine for years on end, causing tremendous amounts of genital gas in women, until they evaporate or are shitted out.

Janice: awww man my stomach kills
Rob: you must have a hemogoblin, try to shit it out

by damianklisz October 21, 2010

hemogoblin

The component in your blood that determines how creepy you'll seem to young children.

As part of the screening process for counselor positions at a youth-camp, each applicant is required to have a blood-test to determine his hemogoblin levels.

by QuacksO March 12, 2017

Haemagoblin

Someone (male or female) who likes to go down on a girl during her period.

Two girls talking :

"How was last night with your new man"

"Oh - I was on my period, but it didn't matter 'cos he's a total haemagoblin."

by DrZeez November 2, 2008

Homogoblin

A word often confused for haemoglobin. However, not to be confused for a small green homosexual creature, often found in MMPORG's.

My blood contains homogoblin

by DjSatansfury November 17, 2003