David the Grunting Spacker

A retarded, thick-lipped checkout assistant who stares at the ceiling while serving you and grunts instead of speaking.

Dad: Shall we go to Asda then?

Monkus: Only if we can go to David's till.

Dad: David the Grunting Spacker?

Monkus: Yeah. The fat spaz makes me piss.

by Benny Twadge June 19, 2009

Grinding the Corn

Term for a sexual technique. Picture the action of grinding corn with a mortar and pestle, but grinding along the rim instead of grinding in the bowl. A penis is the mortar and a vagina is the pestle, with her pubic bone (and clitoris) the rim. Heard in an episode of HBO's "Six Feet Under", Original Air Date, 15 August 2004 (Season 4, Episode 9).

Also known as Coital Alignment Technique, a variation on the missionary position in which the man shifts upward just a bit, so his pubic bone stimulates her clitoris while his penis is still entering her vagina. This position provides maximum contact with both the clitoris and the G-spot (of vaginal intercourse).

Claire never experienced an orgasm until Jimmy used "grinding the corn."

by LeighD March 14, 2008

Grinding

When you're working hard either at work or at a job.

Charles is grinding at work today.

Grinding trying to get that paper.

by tutie411 September 24, 2018

worm grunting

The act of inhaling earthworms through your nostril and expelling them via your mouth.

Ben and Kym are better at worm grunting than anyone else in the 5th grade.

by _Hoey_ October 1, 2007

Grounding

From gopher + rounding.

When someone goes on a food run and "rounds up" the price of your food, thus failing to give you change. Often "unintentional."

If you give someone $10 to go pick you up a Big Mac and you never get change, they've done some grounding.

"Hey, did you ever get your change from Mike after that Taco Bell run?"

"No, that son of a bitch does some serious grounding."

by sully521 September 28, 2009

Grunking

To dress up in Medieval-type armor and throw heads of cabbage at bears.

We brought a surplus of cabbage and cuirasses to the zoo to grunk the local bears.

by Dave March 11, 2004

educational grinding

Serious studying or homework sessions because your a straight up hussler when it comes to this Salem State shit(work)...

When Eric C isn't being a straight up mack, he's educational grinding at the library.

by Eric Connelly December 19, 2005