Defines the most certainly canon relationship between Glee actress, Lea Michele, and Ground, her ever faithful and doting lover.
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Signs That Things Aren't Going So Well: Your mother wishes you were more like your brother. Your brother is dead.
Fact: Nudists are never attractive
Realized: Math Problems are the only place where someone can buy 60 watermelons and no one ever wonders why.
To Do List: Change iPod name to Titanic. Sync it to your computer. Find humor in the fact that your Titanc is syncing.
Tips For Success: When a woman is upset with you it is often therapeutic for them to make sandwiches. Try suggesting she make you one.
Definitions: Single (adjective) - A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen. (Note the irony)
Signs That Things Aren't Going So Well: Your mother wishes you were more like your brother. Your brother is dead.
Fact: Nudists are never attractive
Realized: Math Problems are the only place where someone can buy 60 watermelons and no one ever wonders why.
To Do List: Change iPod name to Titanic. Sync it to your computer. Find humor in the fact that your Titanc is syncing.
Tips For Success: When a woman is upset with you it is often therapeutic for them to make sandwiches. Try suggesting she make you one.
Definitions: Single (adjective) - A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen. (Note the irony)
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Get the Glounched mug.When a groupchat splits off into a smaller groupchat, excluding members that are problematic or no longer part of the friend group. More discrete than straight-up removing someone.
I knew Ben would be mad and confront us if we removed him from the groupchat, so we had a groupchat mitosis!
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verb; to suffer from awful, awful chafing and pubic itchiness
verb; to suffer from awful, awful chafing and pubic itchiness
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Somehow I never suspected that my brother was suffering from Groundhog Day Disorder, but when we found out, it all came together and answered so many previously unanswered questions.
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It was groundhog date again with george last night: dinner and drinks. I'm getting kinda sick of this routine.
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