Greenland

The world's largest island. Greenland is located in northeastern North America. The Atlantic Ocean and Iceland lie to Greenland's southeast; the Greenland Sea to the east; the Arctic Ocean to the north; Baffin Bay and Canada to the west. Nordost Rundingen, Greenland is the most easterly point of land in North America. And Kaffeklubben Island, Greenland is the most northerly point of land on earth. Greenlanders are mainly the descendants of Inuit and Danes. The official languages of Greenland are Greenlandic and Danish. Altough still a territory of Denmark, Greenland hopes to achieve independence within a couple of decades. The capital of Greenland is Nuuk.

I would love to relocate to an independent Greenland and become a Greenlandic citizen some day.

by SirLancelot January 28, 2006

Jack Greenland

Jack Greenland is a very sexy and hot man with golden locks of hair and a jawline so defined you can see it from miles away. He is also really cute and is overflowing with charisma.

"Is that Jack Greenland?"
"What? That hot sexy man beast who is also incredibly handsome and charming? Of course."

by Not Jack Greenland February 10, 2021

greentard

A person who cares about the environment but uses unscientific methods that don't work and annoys the crap out of true environmentalists.

Greentards agree that there is scientific consensus on climate change.

by Elmart July 3, 2017

Greentown

Hick villiage north of North Canton. Lots of cows and new neighborhoods, all right up next to each other.

"Greentown Pride!"

by Paul June 19, 2004

Greenland

A barren island territory.
Second largest island.
Territory of Denmark.
Capital is Godthab.

Greenland will become seperate from Denmark soon.

by The Geography Master October 7, 2003

greentac

Used commonly in reference to girls who follow around and worship any guy who dons an infamous green uniform, in the hope they might receive the genetic material of such a fine male specimen. Notable groups followed by green tac include the Dallas Stars, Oregon Ducks, NY Jets (although they suck) Green Bay Packers, Boston Celtics, New College Dinosaurs.

1: I was busy trying to queue for some lunch but I just got swamped by all these girls
2: They're just greentac!

by jrd3190 December 18, 2012

Greentard

Someone who does everything, including the irrational, to be environmentally friendly. Like burning books so they don't need to cut down more trees. Walking across a forest to work so they don't need to use a car, and killing a squirrel's habitat in the process. And buying their anti-car protest placards from Wal-Mart, then drinking a Starbuck's coffee with totally unfair trade coffee shipped in diesel oil tankers 90000 miles to their little town, and then slapped with a made-in-china "fair trade" sticker so they think they're helping the environment.

Sara worked 30 hours at Mcdonald's last week so she could buy an enviro-friendly handbag from Wal-Mart! What a greentard!

by muntumbo mo klick January 2, 2009