grankle

grankle is when something is grankle-some.

man you’re such a grankle!
thank you man! a grankle a day keeps the doctor away!

by Totallynotrealta September 7, 2022

Grankle

The definition of a great thing, grankly if you will. You can never feel grankly enough unless you consume an entire grankle.

“Oh boy, I consumed a third of a grankle today- it was nowhere near enough to make me feel grankly.”

by NotBeaver September 7, 2022

granky

1.a color, between brown and green but more brown than it is green

2.an emotion, between happy and horny

3.cool

1. granky goes well with black

2. oh, im so granky right now

3. that was pretty damn granky

by MiSm January 26, 2004

granky

An especially intense combination of grouchy and cranky, where basically everything bothers you.

Not sure if it's the post Christmas blues or just the wacky holiday schedule, but I've been especially granky lately.

by ohmanwhyudodat April 9, 2016

Granky

The opposite of crispy. Incredible unnatractive. Guzzles Arnold Palmers by the gallon while listening to fighting songs. Has big goofy gauges in their ears.

1. Wow, I used to think that guy was pretty crispy, but he turned out to be totally granky.
2. Lets get out of here. There are way too many granky people here.

by Crispoi March 8, 2009

Granky

Absolutely disgusting, gross to the point of throwing up on to the dude/dudette next to you. If you are pushed to the point of Grankiness, its necessary to warn others to clear out.

To grand would mean to puke.

Also can be used as a substitute for made out. Or making out.

Example 1:

Dude 1: Oh Man! That smells absolutely Granky!

Dude 2: Yeah i think I'm gonna grank everywhere!

Example 2:

Ryan: Dang Cole's girlfriend is so hot.

Tyler: Yeah man, i would totally grank her.

Cole: Yeah, i am granking her.

by Cremp000 September 8, 2011

grankle

When your grandma is in an intimate relationship with her large dog.

Your grandma is a grankle . STRAIGHT UP. NO CAP!

by woodman2020 November 25, 2020