pornament

any small nick-nak or ornament that has a sexual resemblance.

oh thats a nice pornament you have on your mantle piece

by grammar-chiefs July 2, 2011

jizz ornament

Occurs during a male orgasim when the male cums on his partners face which then hangs from the receivers face.

Mateo, did you give your girlfriend a jizz ornament last night?

by corey270 November 2, 2007

Norwegian Hood Ornament

When you take a big ole dumpy on the hood of someone’s car, in the cold; some of it gets warmed up by the sun and runs down the sides of the car appearing as a bow.

Bro you just got a Norwegian hood ornament!

by Anrclgp December 23, 2020

cock ornament

A woman whose only merit in life is the ability to provide sex to her boyfriend.

Dude, Becky is such a cock ornament!

by JasonHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH September 5, 2008

ornamentally challenged

A person who either cannot and/or refuses to take down their Christmas decor before Valentines day.

Despite persistent criticism from neighbors, ornamentally challenged Roger continued to illuminate his outdoor Christmas display until March 1.

by theglassman March 12, 2014

pornament

noun: a pornographic Christmas ornament.

Somehow, Rodney's Christmas tree, decked out in garish purple lights and Mrs. Santa pornaments, failed to convey the solemnity and dignity of this holiest of days.

by Katie Oh! December 7, 2006

"pool ornaments"

Extremely fine/beautiful girls wearing mimimal thongs, bikinis or nude, who enjoy lounging in and around a private or public swimming pools. Primarily submissive and playful in nature and able to bring refreshments to others upon request.

I must say Steve that you have some exceptionally fine "pool ornaments" here today. (While holding up a 40 and winking at the owner of the pool).

Damn yo sure got some fine "pool ornaments" up in dis bitch! (Grinning and shaking head in disbelief).

by Rick Venus January 13, 2007