goosed

A soon-to-catch-one variation of "owned"

After I goosed Phil's mom last night, I felt a little woozy and needed a nap.

by shrina January 29, 2003

goosed

to be extra excited about an upcoming event or action. A sense of utter excitment.

"I'm so 'goosed' up, I'm swimming in them" - Marshie from H*R.com

"The Stanley Cup Finals starts next Friday, I'm getting 'goosed' up!"

"I live for Portugal tomorrow. I'm so 'goosed' up!"

by Juleo April 17, 2004

goosed

to suck someone's tounge inside of your mouth while kissing them

My girlfirend and I were making out and then she goosed me

by robynrobyn March 31, 2007

goosed

to have the mic taken out of u. if someone was to impersonate you in a comedic way. to make fun of.

'youve been goosed'
'don't goose me'
'they are goosing him'

by seren black November 4, 2009

Goose Goose Goose

The act of rubbing a goose feather on someone's taint.

Guy 1: Yo I gave your mom a Goose Goose Goose last night.

Guy 2: Good she could use the attention.

by UnerringBiscuit November 2, 2009

Goose Goose!

A humiliating act, usually done by your closest friend; when one is "given the goose" so to speak, one never truly recovers.

The act itself is simple: Sneak up behind an unsuspecting victim (preferably a friend, as being knocked unconscious is likely to occur otherwise), and as quickly as you can, with all of your fingers on your hand extended out together, poke them into your friend's buttcrack and run away.

A proper "Goose Goose!" is always followed by you vociferating "Goose Goose!" a split second prior to you fleeing the scene.

Luke gave Adam a Goose Goose! Luke will be severely missed.

by adamryan March 18, 2009

goose goose

A 9 milimeter handgun used for blastin yo enemeez.

I blasted that nigga wit my spankin goose goose.

Shea's got a goose goose!!!!

by SHEA-UNIT June 11, 2006