The knockout blow to win a nerd-off where you use Google to put people in their place...for a couple of seconds until everyone forgets about it.
Julie: Yahoo! I just Google Punched you, you asshole!
Linda: Well turns out you're wrong and you're getting Bing punted for this!
Julie: Woah! Wrong?! Well I've Ask Jeeves about it!
Linda: Well turns out you're wrong and you're getting Bing punted for this!
Julie: Woah! Wrong?! Well I've Ask Jeeves about it!
by nomanito September 18, 2016
Get the Google Punch mug.A commonly held belief that after Google purchased Youtube, the site was corrupted in negative ways by the multi-billion dollar company. Most notably, Google's attempt to integrate Google+ (The companies inhouse social networking site) has and is causing public outcry.
"Can you believe that Google is making everyone with a Youtube account use Google+?"
"What's Google+?"
"God damn, google ruined youtube"
"What's Google+?"
"God damn, google ruined youtube"
by Deltasword November 12, 2013
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When a service member deploys to the desert and has sexual relations with an unattractive female. Being in the desert for such long periods of time forces the service member to have sexual relations with a female he normally wouldnt consider state-side. A girl who is usually a 2 or 3 will be a 6 or 7 after months of being in the desert.
Soldier 1: Dude, did you hear Sgt John is banging Sgt Jane?
Soldier 2: What?! Shes hiddeous!
Soldier 1: He must have desert goggles.
Soldier 2: Well, He has been deployed for a while.
Soldier 2: What?! Shes hiddeous!
Soldier 1: He must have desert goggles.
Soldier 2: Well, He has been deployed for a while.
by RedRocket02 April 4, 2010
Get the Desert Goggles mug."You use a Japanese text input tool and enter random Japanese characters into a google image search.
Then you count how many pages until you find an image so disturbing that you wish you never played the game."
Then you count how many pages until you find an image so disturbing that you wish you never played the game."
by Stevy July 17, 2005
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So all they do is change things that already work
I remember thing like the google homepage and chrome, getting incrementally better, buggy interfaces improved, etc.
Now new updates just ruin all the improvements made
it's like some inefficient government run nonsense, ruined by lots of pointless committees, meetings, that have to be seen to be doing something, and in the end, just changing thing that already work.
So all they do is change things that already work
I remember thing like the google homepage and chrome, getting incrementally better, buggy interfaces improved, etc.
Now new updates just ruin all the improvements made
it's like some inefficient government run nonsense, ruined by lots of pointless committees, meetings, that have to be seen to be doing something, and in the end, just changing thing that already work.
Open comment board. Now, restricted comment board with accounts with real names, with lots of ways for people to block each other's comments, and report others like little babies! Google killed YouTube the day they bought it!
by BleachedPlasticJackscum November 6, 2013
Get the google killed youtube mug.At first it was just colored lines on a screen, now it's 3D and realistic. One could say that now Google Maps is beter than most video games.
by Fat & Furious June 26, 2014
Get the Google Maps mug.When you spend like years on Google googling usually weird stuff that you would never share with anyone.
"Dude, you been up in your room for like hours what ar- OMFG WHY ARE YOU WATCHING SNAILS GIVING BIRTH?! ARE YOU DOING ANOTHER GOOGLE DEEP DIVE?"
by assappreciation May 11, 2017
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