Glurk

To Glurk means to eat with one’s mouth open while talking

Dang bro stop glurking that’s nasty

by MM&SS March 3, 2022

Glunk

The sound your significant other makes whilst choking on your genitals.

She totally got glunked!

by LilNickel July 28, 2015

glurk

In homosexual culture, when a male (usually middle aged or older) spends time on their own in a gay club, in the darkness watching the dancers.

"Did you see that oddly dressed, not particulay handsome old man looking at me at Ng1, the gay club we went to last night?"

"Oh yes, he was glurkiNg1"

by CosmicDolphin April 27, 2010

Glurk

Onomatopoeia for that rough deep throat noise.

Glurk Glurk Glurk.

by phantomranch May 30, 2022

Glunky

When you're intoxicated and or cross-faded and you feel a mix between gloomy and funky, because while you miss your girlfriend and wanna throw up a little, you're also having fun listening to Eazy DuZ It by Eazy-E and jamming with the homies.

Girlfriend- "How are you feeling?"
You- "I'm feeling glunky"

by TCOER_Mu$iX November 27, 2022

glunk

to hit someone over the head with a pillow, from TV's "The Electric Company"

Stop glunking your brother.

by Frank Booth January 18, 2005

glarnkk

to trudge, walk on, work toward, keep on moving forward/upward.

"he'll just continue to glarnkk along."

by nigilharris January 10, 2009