Gloop

The act of sitting on the toilet after sex in order to rid oneself of the jizz inside one's vag.

Lexy: Damn baby, what a stallion you are.

Me: Shut up and go gloop; I don't need any babies running around.

Lexy: Ok my king.

(ten minutes later)

Me: Baby, what are you doing? My sandwich won't make itself.

Lexy: Hold on, I'm still glooping. It was an eight-roper.

by Bobby Bolivia November 28, 2010

Glooped

To be so strongly under the influence of cannabis that normal human activities can no longer be performed. Ex: unable to walk, talk , write, etc.

Max: hey bro, u glooped?
Elijah: teehee duyyy!
Max: yeah....he's glooped.

by Hoogalaboogalaboo2621 November 11, 2018

Gloop

Gloop
Noun. The lettuce on a cheap ass $0.99 value menu burger, or any sandwich at that price, from big named fast food establishments in the United States of America.

Gloopy
Adj. The appearance of something being grossly limp & moist like lettuce on a sandwich from big name fast food establishments $0.99 value menu.

Gloopier
Mc Donalds

Gloopiest
Jack n the box

Ewww! That $0.99 chicken sandwich has gloop on it!

by lucky bailey rocks December 05, 2018

gloops

When your poop is thick like tar and sticks to the t.p. like glue, you have the gloops.

Man, the tacos I ate last night gave me the gloops!

by Shaker Heights October 16, 2019

Gloope

when you release your bra and your right and left tits fall to the right and left side in a GLOOPEY matter. This is most common in someone under 5 feet tall.

Harriet: Sam can you jump up and down for me with out your bra?
Sam: okay

- Sam bounces up and down and her tits fall to the sides and end up swinging in a clockwise manner.

This is when you know you are diagnosed with gloope tits.

by Barackkkkkk January 23, 2011

Glooping

The act of having Gloop seemingly secrete from the tips of your fingers. The leading cause of Jam Hands, Glooping leaves everything smudged and sticky when touched by the infected. Most common in small children and the really obnoxious.

Matt: "Why is my iPod all sticky?!"

Evan: "Sorry, my fingers are glooping..."

by fingerblaster69 March 25, 2010

Gloop

of the chains something that refers to teen liking

man that band was so cool they were gloop

by shawn 090 December 28, 2007