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gliss

it's when a chick with way to much lip gloss on resulting in a sticky kiss
he didn't like my gliss i should wear less gloss lol
by Bella September 17, 2004
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Glissing

A term which refers to anthropomorphized humans engaging in sexual frottage, but only when one or both parties are marine animals.

(Marine form of Yiffing)
"Hey man did you see that cute dolphin chick at the con last night?" "Yeah?" "We totally glissed it was so hot." "Dude! I wish I could lock down that porpoise - I've always wanted to try glissing"
by vitriola December 29, 2015
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Gliss

A small, shining spot of pre-cum, glistening on a female lover's lips - like a bit of stray lip gloss.
As she pulled her mouth away from my pre-ejaculate member, I noticed a small dab of gliss on her already moistened lips
by Loo Sniffer September 28, 2008
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Gliss

The state of mind when you wake up to a joint and a blow job that results in a glistening penis and a blissful state of mind.
Q. How are you this morning.

A. I am in a state of gliss.
by longrider October 18, 2012
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Gliss

The glistening liquid on a woman's boobs in movies/television shows.
Pam Anderson was frequently sporting gliss when she was on Baywatch.
by Ginger And The Jerk January 26, 2017
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glisse-penis

Mechanical spray lubricant such as WD-40. A French Canadian slang used by mechanics and others trades working in the underground mines. When something is seized up and needs loosening you apply the Glisse-Penis onto it to free up any nut, bolt or shaft. Commonly heard in and around underground mines.
Hey Donny Passe moi le glisse-penis
This definitely needs some glisse-penis
Fucker seized pretty good. Get some glisse-penis on that stat.
by Ugminer September 15, 2020
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