Garfunkle 

To have sexual intercourse where the partner simply lays prone, thereby benefiting from the subject's work. Derived from Art Garfunkle's role in the the Simon & Garfunkle group. Synonyms include 'The Starfish'.

Dude, I thought this new yoga instructor I've been seeing would be great in bed, but she totally garfunkled me last night!

Garfunkle by payaso420 September 22, 2012

Garfunkle 

origin: garfunkle of Simon and Garfunkle.
similar to fuck. it has many definitions and can be used interchangeably. it can be used as a synonym for pissed, shit (or the past tense of shit: shat), cum (came). it can also be used as an interjection to express emotion, similar to FUCK YEAH!

-Katie was so awesome that i Garfunkled in amazement.

-Alex, and Drew were so scared from the horror movies they would scream GARFUNKLE! everytime something popped out.

Garfunkle by roflpastry July 23, 2009

Garfunkle 

Something to say when some shit confuses you. When the confusion hits

“Brooo if you hit yourself and it hurts are you strong or are you weak??”
“GARFUNKLE!”

Garfunkle by Garfunkle Queen August 26, 2017

garfunkle 

a replacement cuss word when you want to curse but there are children around

"ah garfunkle" the woman said trying to not use profanity around children

garfunkle by ihateyougetoverit November 29, 2019

Garfunkle 

Something that is confusing

This quiz is getting me garfunkled

Garfunkle by bigball420 November 29, 2021

Garfunkle 

(verb) To trick, mislead, conceive, fool, or confuse an individual

“I just garfunkled the shit out of meatball!”

Garfunkle by iHeartMilfs303 July 26, 2022

Garfunkle 

Means pretty much anything and everything.

Person 1: "GET GARFUNKLED IDIOT!"
Person 2: "Go Garfunkel Yourself!"
Person 1: "Garfunkle you!"

Garfunkle by A dude who eats Mac and cheese January 23, 2024