fuckstick

A homemade dildo, usually made from wood or metal and has many ridges.

The whore loves the fuckstick i made her in art class last week.

by yigglesquirt March 24, 2008

fuckstick

1. A male genital.

2. An insult to tell someone they are stupid.

You are such a fuckstick!

by Allie November 19, 2003

fuckstick

A word meaning complete idiot. Sometimes said when someone is really pissing you off.

What are you?... You're a fuckstick!

Shut your fucking face ya fuckstick!

For fuck sake... fuck off you fucking fuckstick!

by Ernie January 26, 2005

fuckstick

1. A hard cock
2. A douchebag who brags about how they're good at everything when actually they suck at life in general
3. A generic term used for someone that is a dumbass

What a fuckstick, Clinton is so damn stupid he could fuck up a wet dream.

by The Huds April 11, 2007

fuckstick

a person who knowingly or unknowingly tries (or does)to screw up a situation or creates a meltdown causing grief for himself and others around him.

John,that fuckstick,never put the money in my account,causing my check to the courthouse to bounce.

You crashed my car?You're a real fuckstick!

by dave the conehead February 26, 2008

fuckstick

a word meaning douchebag, shithead, or some other such idiotic asshole, which exploded in popularity, usage, and funny-ness after it was masterfully ad-libbed into the dialogue by Matt Damon in the 2006 film, The Departed.

you know its true.

Sullivan: "Lookit fuckstick, you don't gotta trust me. Just listen to what I'm sayin to you."

by sloanepeterson November 3, 2007

fuckstick

as in a complete piece of shit / retard. Some one who has no fucking idea.

Ron is a fuckstick!

by riker September 11, 2003