Fruitbat

A strange kid with huge ears that moves into your house possibly eats palm nuts

Dude...wtf did you just see that fruitbat?
Yeah it better not shit on my car

by Brob2389 August 14, 2011

Fruitbat

A really dutty and bitty person

“She’s a right fruitbat she is”

by Sloths4lyfe November 27, 2017

fruitbat

Done with friends usually and it basically is smashing/hitting fruit with a bat and watching it splatter over something other than yourselves.

You are walking down the street and you see some guys hitting fruit with a bat. You would say "They are playing Fruitbat, i'd better stay away from them"......

by Max Haggard May 16, 2007

Albino fruitbat

Parts upon a lady which hang down in pairs and flap about when hungry. See flaps

Depending on ethnic origin, the lady who owns the bat may have a non albino fruitbat

It was crazy, she unleashed the albino fruitbat and the draft from its wings near as dammit floored me, I'd never before seen such mighty flaps

by jivehoneyjive March 10, 2008

FruitBat

when you dip your wagger in poopie and slap it on your birds cheek so it streaks across her cheek also see wombat

go on babay slap that shit stick across my face

by graz and didz November 27, 2003

fruitbatting

the act of spreading one’s asscheeks and searching with the tongue for dingleberries(poop)

I wonder if Helton got full after fruitbatting Emily’s asshole?!

by yourdadfr October 18, 2022

fruitbat

A gay person who is crazy. Someone who obviously has a few screws loose based on the way they dress, extreme makeup or fashion choices. You might see one being interviewed on the TV news and think to yourself “that is one crazy motherfucker.”

Did you see that 7 foot tall black guy being interviewed on TV? Dude was wearing silver rollerskates, rainbow hair extensions, pink eyeshadow and talon fingernails? Man what a fruitbat. I couldn’t even listen to what he was saying to the reporter because his outfit was so weird, you know?

by Hitchhiker42 January 26, 2023