frankendong

a dildo with screws coming out of it - or a penis with an implant or some other type of surgical scar.

Nikki washed off her frankendong after using it on Dawn during an abnormally raucous nite of partying.

by Cool Me! September 25, 2005

Frankenpoo

When you shit something that is GREEN, HUGE, and LOOKS ALIVE!!!!

Omg after I ate those taquitos last night I totally shit a Frankenpoo!

I did the biggest frankenpoo last night and clogged the toliet.

by MyGildedFantasy January 8, 2009

Frankenstoner

Someone who gets stoned out of their mind then can only communicate with a series of unusual grunting noises.

"Woah he's drunk"
"Ha! What a frankenstoner"

by Jesus' favourite Cousin January 4, 2009

frankenboo

An ugly boy/girlfriend.

Susie's boyfriend is a frankenboo

by l.o.l September 22, 2008

frankenhooker

A female that looks as if she was constructed from parts that came from different bodies. Common features are (an)unnormally long or large arms, legs, torso, or neck. This ofcourse has to be in contrast to the female's body.

Man, that broad that Paul knocked up's head and neck look like they're off another chick's body. She's such a frankenhooker.

by dpms August 11, 2005

frankenfoods

Genetically modified crops, done so for the purpose of increasing overall yield, resistance to pests, and other reasons. Been around for awhile, yet nobody has grown an extra head or suffered cancers associated with it.

Frankenfood is a scare term used by European agricultural interests trying to take trade share from US growers; and also used by ignorant folks using it as a lame excuse for yet more yankbashing.

by Zonie Yank February 16, 2005

frankenboobs

Breasts that have been augmented with breast implants, esp. those that have obvious scars.

Dude, her face is hot, but I don't dig teh frankenboobs.

by C. S. July 19, 2005