Flavor Flav

the most ghetto human to walk to face of the earth. especially with his clock his grills and with his red velvet jump suite.

Wow, Flavor Flav is so much more ghetto then Biggie.

by jrlandkega December 05, 2009

Flavor Flav

A man who's ugly, old, talks like he has no education but gets hella bitches for unknown reasons.

"Flavor Flav, there's nothing physically or mentally attractive about you but I want to have sex with you."

"Flavor Flaaaav!"

by Juh-rae rae February 20, 2008

Flavor Flav

A walking, talking, human size piece of shit that wears a clock.

Why did they put a clock on a giant piece of shit, and why do they call it Flavor Flav?

by The Flying 69 May 28, 2008

Flavor Flav

A crackhead that has sex with prostitutes.

Flavor Flav had sex with New York.

by jsdejdsj April 02, 2007

Flavor Flav

A worthless, extremely skinny, partially mentally ill and majorly physically deformed disgrace to the Negro American Persuasion. Thus, the reason for segregation extremists.

Example 1: http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/m/flavor_fla_230707/flavor_flav_22_wenn1474767.jpg

Example 2: http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/fxckbuddy/RoadKill.png
<i>Note: In Example 2 the fine specimen for a negro man is not the example for a 'Flavor Flav' but what he is holding truly defines a 'Flavor Flav'</i>

by mrgold83 October 26, 2008

Flavor Flav's Clock

What time is it? Really

At one point Chuck D was wearing stop watches around his neck which was popular at that time. At one point someone brought in some large clocks and Flavor was told he should try to dress like Chuck D. So Flavor Flav put the large clock around his neck, so folks would really know what time it is.

So now Flavor Flav's clock is a tradition which makes us think. What time is it, really.

by PoJamie January 11, 2012