roadkill

Bending over for someone while being fingered in the anus and being forced to shout out: "More! Please, master!"

So that's the guy who roadkilled me the first day I joined the Legion years ago.

by Nyana October 3, 2006

Roadkill

A cruel example of Darwinism in action. The animals that are either slow to move, or weak, or previously injured, or otherwise stupid enough to just stand there are weeded out by speeding motorists, and those who survive crossing the roads live to breed offspring that are more likely to get out of the way when an SUV driver on a cellphone hits the gas pedal.

Roadkill is comprised mostly of rodents, turtles, deer. The rest is composed of domestic animals bred for aesthetics.

by AYB April 10, 2003

Roadkill

What happens when the goddamn critter doesn't get the fuck out the way of my truck.

That squirrel just stood in the middle of the road. I just hit the gas and BAM! Instant roadkill.

by I don't give a fuck June 23, 2003

roadkill

what is killed in a road accident.

The restaurant was accused of serving the roadkill to its customers. The roadkill was a dead goat.

by uttam maharjan October 6, 2012

roadkill

Squished cadaver that lies in or close to a road, most likely crushed or knocked by a passing vehicle. Is now rotting and being devoured and cannibalised by other animals.

Often used as an insulting term for someone of poor aesthetics.

Yo mama is roadkill.

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

Roadkill

A Bahamian slang word used to describe someone that can't possibly look any worse.

Man that boy Dominic really needs to loose the ski jacket and a haircut, or he's gonna to keep looking like roadkill.

by indianheaddress May 17, 2011

Roadkill

A delicacy in the rural regions of the southern United States.

The family by the bayou had two day old possum roadkill for dinner.

by hahaa October 10, 2003