Flatch

When one (or a group) brake out in a choreographed dance to pass off an onslaught of flatulence — i.e., A surprise dance fart.

We went out to dinner on our double date then, hit the club and the two of them flash flatched us!

by granolathug June 5, 2018

Flatch

To fondle, handle or manipulate ones swordular or reticular device for recreational purposes.

Vlad flatches more than any human being I've ever met.

by El Flatch December 9, 2018

flatch hatch

n. An automotive sunroof whose rear end may be elevated for emergency ventilation.

I'm riding to the Chili Cookoff with Tom -- his car's got a flatch hatch.

by Zappin' Nap October 22, 2007

Welcome to Flatch

an American mockumentary sitcom that aired on Fox from March 17, 2022, to February 2, 2023. It is based on the British series This Country, which was created and written by Daisy May Cooper and her brother Charlie Cooper who also played the lead roles.

This is most unwelcome news: Fox has cancelled Welcome to Flatch after two seasons, TVLine has learned.

“While audience response was not as strong as we had hoped, we were thrilled with the creativity of the enormously talented Jenny Bicks and Paul Feig, as well as the outstanding, dedicated cast and crew they assembled,” Fox said in a statement released on Friday. “We look forward to collaborating with them again in the future and are thankful for all of our partners at Lionsgate, Jenny’s Perkins Street Productions, Paul’s Feigco Entertainment, BBC Studios’ Angie Stephenson, and Charlie Cooper and Daisy May Cooper.”

by SPrice1980 November 13, 2023

Flathair

Derogatory word for overly pretentious, non-self-aware germans on the internet. Originating from the description of young and sheltered, usually upper-middle-class german women acting in a naive all-knowing manner berating others while acting in ways usually mocked by the general public, and their usually purposefully very flat laying hairstyle. Has since expanded to a catch-all term including all behavior of specifically ethnic germans that are mocked upon in the general environment of the internet, but which are common in niche german-speaking communities, usually immediately identifying germans acting as if they are not a german in a more international community and the misinformation they have been spreading in their know-it-all-manner alongside it as part of that. Often ends with insults directed to those calling them out, often featuring more openly hostile displays of extremely racist and generally right-wing nationalist tendencies in direct contrast with their supposedly progressive, worldly persona.

While the literal german translation of "Flachhaar" has seen some adoption in german communities, which often make a big deal of translating every single piece of foreign vocabulary even if it is already widely adopted in regular conversation, the sheer existence of people and words not honoring the perceived superiority of humble Germany is still met with a higher than usual level of hostility, and usually world-shattering for those very sheltered individuals.

Of course it was a flathair all along, don't you have anything better to do than to insult and berate us about our own customs?

by Jason_Straker December 18, 2021

Fratch

A fratch is a quarrel or disagreement between two or more people. It can vary from a fairly mild dispute through an overexcited slanging match to a no holds barred dust up.

“He was lookin’ for a fratch and kept pushin’ an’ shovin’ me. So I gave ‘im a smack in the chops, ‘e got what ‘e wanted.”

by AKACroatalin January 19, 2016

Flathrag

A hooker a prostitute common street whore

You look like a common flathrag on payday

by So Fonda Peters January 17, 2014