Flatch
Flatch by Dennis McPhearson January 11, 2008
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flatch
Short for "Flatuence"
Related Words
flatch • flatchat • flatch hatch • flatchel-poo • Flatchgasm • flatchigo • Flatchilism • Flatching • flatchoolie • flatchula
Flatch
The process in which bits of watery poo sprays from the anus, during the farting process.
It is also used to describe the flapping of the butt cheeks in this process.
Flatching is often seen as embarasing and shameful, it is curtious to apologise to public and people around when you have just flatched.
It is also used to describe the flapping of the butt cheeks in this process.
Flatching is often seen as embarasing and shameful, it is curtious to apologise to public and people around when you have just flatched.
"I'm sorry is that my flatch your covered in?'
"I'm terrible sorry, but I flatched all over your mother."
"I dont usually flatch like this."
"Did that hurt? My flatch wasn't perticularly watery today, I do apologise."
"I'm terrible sorry, but I flatched all over your mother."
"I dont usually flatch like this."
"Did that hurt? My flatch wasn't perticularly watery today, I do apologise."
Flatch by Java Knees March 22, 2009
flatch
Flatmate, a British alternative to 'Roomie'. A more accurate term, since neither we, nor these so-called 'Roomies' actually share a bedroom. From 'Flatchum' or 'Flat Chum'.
flatch by Flatch # 1 June 11, 2006