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flapjack 

Overly large nipples on a woman.
She has a nice body but those flapjacks just don't cut it.
flapjack by Jacob Perrotta December 28, 2004

flapjack 

To stick your bare ass out the window of a friends car while passing another driver because he/she is driving like a douchebag infront of or beside you. can be done on either side of car but works best when you are turning left and they are stopped at a red light.flapjacking flap jack
why did you flapjack him?
Because he was doin 35 n a 50 zone

Flapjack 

A woman's breast when lying on their backs appears flat and similar to a pancake or flapjack.
When my woman was flat on her back, all I saw were flapjacks!
Flapjack by big daddy ron August 23, 2006

Flapjack 

Similar to a butherface, although less extreme. Her body is above average, but her face is below average, therefore, you must flip her over to fully enjoy the sex. More extreme measures, ie the paper bag, are not necessary.
John: She'a a 5, I think you were a little liberal with the 6.5. She's kind of a butherface.
Eric: No she's not, cause a butherface is a stunning body and an awful face, she's got an okay body and a less than okay face.
John: Yea, you probably gotta flip her over to enjoy the sex though, like a pancake.
Eric: Yea you're right, she's not a butherface, she's a flapjack.
Flapjack by Eric Gunn John Carney December 20, 2007

Flapjack 

When a guy doesn’t want to take off his underwear to have sex so he pulls his penis out through the flap instead.
It’s so cold. Do you mind if I keep my briefs on?

No problem baby, gimme that flapjack.
Flapjack by F00mp November 17, 2020

flapjack 

Two girls rub their flappy vag's against one another to create a sticky syrupy like fluid. It's not IHOP but it's finger-lickin good my friends.
This morning during our flapjack fest, we got syrup all over grandma's couch. Next time, we should upgrade and funnel cake each other.
flapjack by Princess Consuela January 3, 2008