flarp

Noun. A musical toy, also known as 'noise putty.' The noise coming from the toy 'flarp.' The best toy in the world. Makes fart like noises causing one to laugh continuously. If placed on a wooden surface, it sounds like farting on wooden chair.

Natalie cannot stop playing with the flarp. Carla cannot stop laughing about the flarp. The entire second floor can hear the flarp coming from room 212.

by Heather, Natalie, and Carla July 16, 2008

Flarption

A function with Flarp involved.

Holllyyyy shit man that Flarption was crazy

by FARTRRSS February 24, 2022

flarpy blunderguff

Sex involving paint AND food. And no. you're NOT eating painted food.

When couple-few-many people having consensual sex acts involving food and paint is known as flarpy blunderguff. And again, NO one is eating painted food while having sex.

Getting naked, getting covered in paint, add some food and sex and everyone's happy!

by HappyLilClam January 17, 2014

flarple

not totally unlike a shart a flarple is used to describe the passing of gass with the anus sphincter walls vibrating to produce a rumbling bass effect, with a hint of lubrication to create a lower ending sound. Can also be used as a put-down

That fart sounded like a real flarple.

Hey you f'ing flarple why did you do that?

by Judge Shmendric January 20, 2008

Flarp

A replacement word for anything sex related

"Damn girl, I love the way you flarp." ;)

"Dang, I think I flarped too much last night."

by poopie head November 27, 2012

Flarpswitch

That one wall switch in everyone's house the controls absolutely nothing.

I hit the flarpswitch by accident on the way down the basement stairs and tumbled the rest of the way in the dark.

by 07079 August 16, 2011

flarping

The act of utilizing Flarp around a public location, such as a store or supermarket. The sound that Flarp makes can be performed numerous ways, very creative ways, in order to confuse any pedestrian. Flarping is a soon-to-be art form that includes three crucial pieces: the sound, the execution of the act, and the response/reaction of the victim.

Mike: "Hey Hunt, what are you doing this weekend?"

Hunt: "I'm going flarping with the guys. wanna come with us?"

Mike: "Fuck yea! I was hoping you would ask! This means a lot to me bro!"

by L3M0NZ April 4, 2008