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The Rule of Finite Summers

The Rule is an acknowledgment of one's own mortality and is invoked as a means of avoiding activities, people, movies, organizations, books and TV shows that are very likely a total waste of time.

In essence, it means that each of us only have a finite number of summers left, and those summers aren't to be frittered away on meaningless crap.
"No, I didn't see the Hannah Montana movie; it runs counter to the Rule of Finite Summers."
by IslandMyk December 27, 2009
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FPMITAP

Acronym for Federal Pound-me-in-the-ass Prison, a maximum security prison where you are likely to be on the wrong end of homosexual abuse.
"We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white color resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to Federal pound me in the ass prison" -- Office Space
by Stavr0 November 19, 2003
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Finite

Opposite of "infinite". Means something that is limited, and is not "in-finite"
"Our lifetime is finite, we will not live forever."
by Arcanebus III January 16, 2009
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Femitism

The collision of radical feminism and autism, exemplified by feminists who proudly declare misandry as a good thing. Sufferers of femitism are often opposed to equality, while favoring female-centric policies such as a male-only selective service (milittary draft).
"That person has femitism, because she's okay with male circumcision but not female circumcision. She's femitistic."
by Hymnalysis July 7, 2017
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FMITAT

Joe: FMITAT
Pam: K. My place at 10?
by your depression June 13, 2020
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No money de finito

A person who has no money or close to bankruptcy. Typically used as an excuse for not hanging out with friends because of financial issues.
Person one: "Hey, let's go out for drinking tonight!!"

Person two: "Sorry man, no money de finito!!"
by yutax and kb October 1, 2009
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Finite

The unwanted lovechild of Statistics and Linear Algebra that almost every student at Indiana University is required to endure before graduation. This class seperates the boys from the men and the girls from the women.

You will, like most people, probably go into this class as a stupid first semester freshman (even though your advisor told you to take M-018 or "pre-finite") and immediately find yourself immensed in tears, suicidal thoughts, stress, and mass amounts of online homework.

The tests are made impossible on purpose, aiming to get as many people to drop the class as possible. Every day, the 400-person lectures get smaller because more innocent souls are banished and more helpless individuals are inspired to drop out of IU and live on the streets because they know they have no chance at a successful life without passing Finite.
Shane: Hey Alec, wanna go pregame for Little 500 at Smallwood?

Alec: I would man, but I have 4 Finite WebWork assignments, 20 Finite pages to read, 150 practice Finite problems to do, a practice Finite exam, 2 Finite...

Shane: (walks away)
by Hoosierlady November 27, 2010
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