Erroneous statement indicating a misconception borne of ignorance or naivety. Synonymous with "fallacy" (though must be stated) and derived in part from the adjective "fecal." In the cherished tradition of equating unlikely notions with fecal matter and/or the act of defecation.
"Fecalities we're abundant in today's session of parliament, the most heinous fecality coming from the Prime Minister."
by SoundAvarice July 19, 2009
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fecal- n. of, pertaining to, or being feces.
particulate- –adj. of, pertaining to, or composed of distinct particles.
1. Fecalites are the toxic, sometimes meaty, and offensive ( or phunny ) particles that make up vaporous nocturnal emissions ( Farts ). Fecalites combined with methane are flammable and can be ignited , leaving only the beautiful sound.
fecal- n. of, pertaining to, or being feces.
particulate- –adj. of, pertaining to, or composed of distinct particles.
1. Fecalites are the toxic, sometimes meaty, and offensive ( or phunny ) particles that make up vaporous nocturnal emissions ( Farts ). Fecalites combined with methane are flammable and can be ignited , leaving only the beautiful sound.
After medical school Mike ( becoming aware of the small and infinite contained in human gases) would cover his drinking glass if someone farted in the room. Breathing fecalites was OK but he didn't want to drink them.
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A series or chain of negative consequences stemming from a stupid action.
A series of fucked up events.
The shit that happens after you do something stupid.
A series of fucked up events.
The shit that happens after you do something stupid.
Ever since the new manager was hired, we've been suffering from a number of fecalities.
Got caught stealing money. Lost my job. Lost my car. Lost my girlfriend. Lost my dog. Flat broke, fat and balding. Came down with E.D. No internet access. Man, why do I have so many fecalities?
Got caught stealing money. Lost my job. Lost my car. Lost my girlfriend. Lost my dog. Flat broke, fat and balding. Came down with E.D. No internet access. Man, why do I have so many fecalities?
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Get the Fecality mug.A fecality is when you throw someone to the ground so hard, that their autonomic nervous system malfunctions and causes them to defecate.
Analogous to a “fatality” but without the death.
Analogous to a “fatality” but without the death.
Chad 1: Hey bro, did you hear about Estéban’s Dad who caused that hobo to have a fecality?
Chad 2: No man, what happened!?
Chad 1: He judo throwed that sucker so hard he shit himself.
Chad 2: No man, what happened!?
Chad 1: He judo throwed that sucker so hard he shit himself.
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Analogous to “fatality”.
Analogous to “fatality”.
Chad 1: did you hear about Estéban’s Dad causing that shoplifter to have a fecality?
Chad 2: What!? No dude, what’s that!?
Chad 1: he judo threw him so hard that he shit himself.
Chad 2: What!? No dude, what’s that!?
Chad 1: he judo threw him so hard that he shit himself.
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