faulkenberry

When a woman's nipples become erect

guy:dude that chicks so got a faulkenberry

by mithdred October 23, 2008

Faulker

Someone who uses Facebook to stalk or obsessively comments on someones profile.

"He is such a faulker! All he does is like my statuses and make creepy stalkerish wall posts!"

by wordsaremyname January 24, 2010

lauren faulkner

A spoonbeg

Look at that spoonbeg, shes such a lauren faulkner

by coolestgirl October 28, 2013

James Faulkner

James Faulkner usually has glasses and has sex with his cats. He a terrible rapper and hates being called gay. He is usually chill but when he’s not just know he may rip your nut sack off.

Watch your nut sack James Faulkner is mad.

by Jdog6474747848585849; May 7, 2020

faulking

The action of stepping and/or stomping on someones face while wearing cleates.

Lets go in the ghetto and go faulking.

by Benlikespen15 January 14, 2009

Bruce Faulconer

a composer for the Original Funimation dub of DBZ from the late 90s to early 2000s. Western DBZ fans love to ride this man dick, even claiming that his score made the series and the show would be nothing without him even though DBZ existed for a whole ass decade before Faulconer did his work on the series. Sure, Perfect Cell's theme, Ginyu Transformation, Gohan's Anger, Final Flash, and SSJ3 themes are good, but most of his shit just sounds like 90s Pop Synth music. Faulconer has such diehards fans that they'll even go out of their way, to shit on Kikuchi and Sumitomo. Even shitting on the Kai dub, because it "loses" what makes the original dub so good. Even though Kai is undoubtedly the better dub, and a lot more accurate. Don't get me wrong he has a lot of talent, but his fanbase is so toxic.

Person 1: "Bruce Faulconer made DBZ. The series wouldn't be shit without him."

Person 2: "You do know the series exist 10 years prior to him working on it."

Person 1: " Uhhhh.....Kai is ass."

*runs away*

by BOI64 September 18, 2020

Faulkner

v. 1, To remove the filter between one’s personal thoughts and speech, resulting in free indirect discourse.
2. to give a watch to another person for any reason.

1. "What the hell am I doing, I was supposed to turn left on Ponce, man I need to lose weight"

"What ARE you talking about?"

"Pardon me, I tend to faulkner when I'm driving."
2. "Son, I want you to have this watch.."

"Not that I remember time but that I forget it now and then...Seriously dad, if you are going to faulkner, at least be original."

by mattpie July 29, 2012