Forestache

When a unibrow is so thick that it becomes a mustache on the forehead.

"I have to go trim my forestache so it stops rubbing on the top of my glasses."

by CocoSantango February 23, 2010

Frostache

when your mustache is a shape of a Afro.

ex: "dude you needa shave your Frostache."

by UnMethRek September 12, 2011

fagstache

A moustache worn by one of the fag persuasion, usually quite thin and always unshaved.

The mustache your friend tried to sport in 9th grade, consisting of approximately 11 hairs.

by Gary S January 24, 2005

Fartstracted

Getting so distracted by a fart that you stop mid-sentence to find the source.

“Sorry I’m late, I got so fartstracted at the annual chili cook off!”

by Brent’s wife 458 August 24, 2019

Frustache

(n) def. When a young, pre-pubescent boy and/or half-asian attempts to grow a mustache, only to be thwarted by their genealogical inability to grow any substantial amount of hair.

When was the last time you shaved, John?

5 weeks ago...

Damn son, and that's all the hair you can grow!? You be growing a frustache...

by tajomaru February 28, 2010

fartstash

sitting your butt hole directly on some ones nose while they are asleep and fart

when you go to sleep i swear im giving you a fartstash

by D.ymmit October 16, 2011

Forestache

A mustache on the forehead.

Woah! That guy has a sick forestache

by Asynchron December 31, 2011