Fartbag

When your brown eye turns blue

When you get deep inside of him and you pop his fartbag

by XxKINGKOOPAxX May 13, 2025

FARTBASS

fartbass is a word used to inject humor and is also a type of stock

Hey Duane, how's your Fartbass stock doing?

by Fartbass April 4, 2008

fartballs

A vicious, highly infectious disease in men that is spread when the groin region gets intentionally farted on by another person (not necessarily one with fartballs). Common symptoms are denial and irrational aggressiveness towards people named Michael.

Bob: Hey Michael, I heard Joey has fartballs
Michael:
Joey: I do not have fartballs! Fuck you, Michael!

by Jack Fitzy February 15, 2022

Fartbanger

A fartbanger is defined as a 4 cylinder (4 banger) front wheel drive car equipped with an oversized muffler. It literally sounds as if someone is farting in an empty beer can. Typically these vehicles are driven by inexperienced drivers who derive thier skills and value set from playing Grand Theft Auto and watching Fast & Furious.

In example, any older model front wheel drive car is a perfect candidate to become a Fartbanger. Just hacksaw off the factory exhaust, slap on a crappy piece of junk megaphone type muffler and viola... You have a Fartbanger. Oh, don't forget to add a really dumb looking spoiler and maybe some stickers too.

by Jason L71 December 9, 2007

fartball

When you see someone heating something in a microwave at work, home or the gas station you cup your hand around your butthole and fart. With the fart trapped in your hand you open the microwave and drop your fart. Some variations have the fartballer screaming FARTBALL at the fartballed. Others live with the quiet satisfaction that only an anonymous fartball can provide.

"I used to hate my boss. Then I started fartballing his afternoon coffee and I feel better."

by i am fartball April 21, 2009

fart bag

A more affordable version of a Whoopie Cushion, most often sold at 50-cent stores in family value packs. Favorite childhood toy of RedLetterMedia personality Rich Evans.

Whoopie cushion? What kind of big city, high-falutin' cushion is that? I get a family value fart bag and I enjoy it!

by GaryMoore May 15, 2018

Fart Bag

1. A toy bag that you squeeze that makes farting noises.
2. Someone who farts a lot.

She likes to play with her whoopie cushion and she calls her whoopie cushion a fart bag. My co-worker farts a lot, he's such a fart bag.

by JayEssBee85 December 20, 2013