Fartbag

A supremely unpleasant asshole. A fartbag is someone who thinks they're better than everyone else and see themselves as perfect. They try their hardest to find something wrong with anyone and everyone around them.

"That guy in our English class is a total fartbag."
"Yeah. He's so full of himself."

by Batmann123199 June 8, 2015

fartbag

A one piece ski suit with excellent fart holding properties.

Each fambly member donned a fartbag for a special day of fun on the slopes.

by Slarty Bartfast February 28, 2008

fartbag

A bag attached to a tube that is inserted into the anus for purpose of caching fart-gas. A one-way valve at the bag connection prevents dissipation.

A vintage year gas is stored in a fartbag.
A fartbag can be placed in a sandwich, making a "fartbag-sandwich"
Sometimes one may experience a "fartbag-in-the-city" sensation when overwhelmed.

by bloke October 8, 2003

fartbag

A bag used for storing farts.

Hey mang u gots any more fartbags left?
If you fart in a bag you can smell it for weeks.

by sideburn October 9, 2003

fartbag

a person, typically male, who doesn't appreciate the great things in life, like fart jokes or playstation. typically, fartbags are typically found in frat houses or boy bands

girl: oh, man, did you hear that one?

boy: that's not very ladylike, can i borrow your nail clippers?

girl: quit being such a fartbag

by cynthia iscool February 5, 2004

Fartbag

When your brown eye turns blue

When you get deep inside of him and you pop his fartbag

by XxKINGKOOPAxX May 13, 2025

Fartbag

When your brown eye turns blue

When you get deep inside of him and you pop his fartbag

by XxKINGKOOPAxX May 13, 2025