Fartlow

A person who desperately defends bad people to the point of self-embarrassment. Who responds to valid criticism and evidence by farting nonsense from the mouth. The contents of the expelled wind often stink and the bar is very low. Correct emoji is 💨

“She defends Amber Heard, what a fartlow”

“Eve is in my mentions again, i’ve been fartlow’d”

by RightRapid January 4, 2022

Fartload

Noun: a unit of measure exactly one tenth the weight of a shit ton (not to be confused with ass ton, which corralates with the amount of weight your pickup truck can haul.)

There's a fartload of cucumbers on this vine.

by Nature's weight June 3, 2017

fatlogic

The astounding mental gyrations obese people use to justify their size. Fatlogic never, ever includes eating too much and exercising too little.

Fatlogic insists that five triple cheeseburgers doused with mayonnaise are balanced by a diet soft drink.

"I'm not fat, I'm just large-boned."

"I have a condition, I gain weight for no reason at all." -- said when finishing the fourth bag of cookies before noon.

by Galanity August 30, 2013

fanilow

A Barry Manilow fan. Thus, fanilow.

"Angel is a fanilow."

by Kuma February 26, 2004

Fantomas

1. Forming in 1998, this band is the brainchild of modern compositional experimentalist, Mike Patton. Other members include Dave Lombardo (Slayer), Buzz Osborne (Melvins), and Trevor Dunn (Mr. Bungle). The first band to release an album on Patton's independent record label, Ipecac Records. Helping to redefine post-modern metal, this band has released four albums to date. Their albums include Fantomas (1999), The Director's Cut (2001), Delirium Cordia (2004), and Suspended Animation (2005). None of which are exactly alike. Ranging in themes from comic book suspense, movie score covers, surgical horror, and cartoon cut & paste mayhem. Arguably one of the most challenging and talented group of musicians in the new millenium. The music can only be described as unique. Definitely not for the faint of heart. Rapid start-stop tempos mixed with vast expanses of heavy soundscapes and precise execution of complex time changes. Live performances prove to the music fan why this band is not to be taken lightly. With Patton directing traffic, you can see that this band is capable of anything. Truly one of the most ground-breaking bands of the avant garde modern era.

2. The main character in a long series of pre-WWI French thriller novels. An anti-hero. A villain.

When I listened to Fantomas last night, they rocked my socks off.

by Fantom January 19, 2006

fatloaf

A typically slightly overweight stocky person who behaves in a somewhat retarded fashion.

Referring to a drunken 5 foot tall man who is not particularly bright, you may say "You see that fatloaf over there? Look at the state of that!"

by Gugu Abubu January 16, 2007

Fatlos/(piglos)

A fatty,ugly,bitch form New world prep( mckee)and trash at soccer name carlos.

Hey you eat to much, your such a fatlos/(piglos)

by Carlos's fat ugly mom November 1, 2019