Faison

A term used to describe intelligent, well-groomed males. Faison's are typically well-read, athletic, and good-natured.

Faison could also be used as a knick-name for a ladies man.

Jon: "Wow guys like that get all the luck"

Doe: "Yea, thats a Faison for ya. Watch out 'cause he'll take your girl."

by NeverDUN September 22, 2010

Filson

Amazing girl, good attitude, and a fantastic friend. Every girl wants to be her. Never has a bad attitude always willing to help others. The girl every girl wants to be and the girl every guy wants to be with.

Damn I wish I had a Filson.
Where's a Filson when you need one?
I really wish my girlfriend was more like a Filson.

by Tracy T May 10, 2017

Failmonkey

Someone who is a failure, an idiot, moron, or dumbass.

Wow, he just drove right into that stop sign. What a failmonkey.

by Mellrocks November 1, 2012

failron

a combination of fail & moronic

dude!.. that code is total failron!

by evil-twin July 15, 2009

Faileontologist

Studier of all things relating to failing, faileosis, and failuysms.

If it hadn't been for my friend being a faileontologist, I would never have known of my failurysm.

by Yars the Nazi October 11, 2009

failsomeness

When you Fail Awesomeness.

This word is total failsomeness.

by 0sm0sis April 25, 2009

failion

a failion is a unit of measurement representing the degree of fail applied

failions can be represented by negative units (ie -3 failions); thus representing units of win

note: see fail scale for more information

"Dude, Joey totally earned himself a few failions the other day after trying to cop a feel on Mrs. Gresham and nearly being knocked out."

by iNhibitor March 22, 2009