fastness

Moron-speak for the word "speed".

"He drank that Steel Reserve with so much fastness, I punched him in the testicles for showing off"

by Hank McDizzleson July 3, 2008

Faxiness

A certain way of being both useless and also necessary.

A continually flaky and suspect demeanour.
A way of being untrustworthy and hard to pin down.

Gad we got that meeting time and place sorted out without some ongoing faxiness

by Pigbrick November 14, 2016

fatness

coolness, sweetness

that jump he made off the ramp was total fatness!

by nitro June 30, 2004

Planet Fatness

A judgement free workout facility, thus attracting large groups of obese, lower class citizens.

I was at Planet Fatness with all the blobs walking on treadmills. I had to wait to leave before I could judge.

by Quaker Popi February 27, 2011

fatness

an insult that implies that the recipient of the word is paunchy and rotund.

davis is such a fatness

by brado9912 July 25, 2011

fagginess

ProNoun describing the degree of being a fag or lame. see Gayness for more information

John was unaware of the fagginess of his answer.

by AJ Well Done January 31, 2008

Fuckiness

The smell of your underwear and/or bedsheets the morning after lots of sex.

I can still smell our fuckiness on these sheets even though I've washed them twice!

by Unbearable Muriel November 12, 2010